Little Phoenix Is Not An Immortal Chapter 25 & 26
Translated by Luen Translations
Chapter 25: The Devil God’s Face (1)
Slender eyebrows, a powdered face, charming eyes, and red lips. It was a vulgar and gaudy look, but contrarily, it was extremely enticing. The dark colored clothing contrasted with the snow white skin. The front collar was quite low and the alluring □ were faintly discernible. Lifting her hand, a delicate fragrance wafted through the air and assailed the people until they were muddle-headed and intoxicated by their desires. A soft and bewitching voice that reached their bones.
Yu-jie is really **! Tian Zhen accompanied her and gave a hollow laugh.
Yu-jie had lost interest in the woman and let go of her. She alluringly patted Jiu Sicang’s chest: “Sicang, accompany me tonight……”
“Great aunt,” Without waiting for her to finish speaking, Jiu Sicang covered the pit of his stomach and his face showed a pained look, “I’m heavily injured. If I accompany you for another night, will I still have a life tomorrow!”
Yu-jie’s willowy waist gently moved back and forth as she coiled around him: “Your life is more important than me?”
Jiu Sicang repeatedly shook his head: “Spare me alright. It’s just……have the heart but not the strength, have the heart but not the strength.”
Yu-jie didn’t lose hope and turned towards the Minister Mo Ye, her charming eyes darting to him.
Minister Mo Ye drew back: “My house’s……great aunt knows. Spare me.”
“All of you aren’t men!” Yu-jie faintly sighed and walked away while swaying.
Jiu Sicang swallowed his saliva and explained to Tian Zhen: “This is the skill that Undiscriminating □ Yu Yangjiao cultivates……cough, cough, she swore to thoroughly experience all men excluding our emperor.”
(T/N: Yu Yangjiao is her actual name while Yu-Jie is a nickname to describe a seductress)
So it turned out that this big sister loved having one night stands! Regarding the decision to strike Devil God Daren off the list, Tian Zhen showed her understanding. This was too extreme of a courage test: “Indulging in desire while wounding the body, wounding the body.”
“Most of the Devil Realm’s men have been played with by her. If an immortal were to encounter her, they’d certainly die.”
……
In the Devil Realm, Devil God Daren was supreme. An existence of absolute power. Heavenly king Lu Binghe was currently the only person who could match up to Heaven’s War God Shen Wugong. Little heavenly king Lu Xiaocan’s principle of using deceit was widely known. Facing the father and sons, a person with even better abilities would still receive a hit and thus lose their confident attitude, gradually degenerating. Due to losing a goal to strive for, as a result, an incomparably harmonious society was built.
Fortunately, with regards to Tian Zhen, this kind of person, degenerating or not degenerating made no difference.
Going to work on time every day to discuss official business, gathering in a crowd after work to drink and gamble, and occasionally, going out with someone to look for trouble. Tian Zhen was quite satisfied with regards to her own corruption and degeneration. Sometimes she would sulkingly think, Leader is cherishing Dragon Girl huh? I have an even stronger, new Leader now, have this many friendly companions, and I’m living just as happily as before!
In the blink of an eye, half a month had already passed.
As before, Tian Zhen arrived at the meeting place and discovered that Minister Gu Shi and the others had arrived first. What was different from before was that everyone had their waists bent and surrounded one area. It was an extremely deferential appearance.
Devil God Daren rarely came out to walk around, who was it? Tian Zhen squeezed inside and took a look only to be scared into shrinking back.
The degree of reverence that many devils had towards the two heavenly kings was second only to their reverence towards the Devil God. Particularly this famous little monster, who would dare to offend him? Presently, everyone was flattering on one side while explaining the recent news over the past couple of days to him on the other.
Lu Xiaocan had his small hands placed on his back and was listening in deadly earnest. At the end, he surprisingly asked: “Fuhuang wants to dispatch me to deal with Mu Mei-ji, why?”
Fearing that the arranged lies would be exposed, Jiu Sicang rushed to say: “That Mu Mei-ji captured people to cultivate and also said many disrespectful things about His Majesty.”
Lu Xiaocan’s eyes turned: “It was you who got beaten by her right?”
Being exposed by him, Jiu Sicang was bowed with his hands held out in fright: “Subordinate absolutely wouldn’t dare to fool the little heavenly king. It is true that she spoke rudely. Subordinate was indignant and so……”
“Who would dare to curse at my fuhuang? It was definitely your fabrication!” Lu Xiaocan rudely pinched his cheek, “Good! You lost and fearing fuhuang’s rebuke, you fabricated these lies, but you gave me an additional troublesome thing to do!”
“Ouch! Little heavenly king spare me! Spare me!”
“Humph!”
……
Wicked little brat. He’s smarter than his father by more than two-fold! Tian Zhen shivered and stroked her wrist, wanting to leave. Helplessly, her luck wasn’t good and she was discovered by Minister Gu Shi beside her: “Bird Woman, quickly come and see the little heavenly king!”
All of the lines of sight shot over towards Tian Zhen.
“Ha, why’d you come?,” Lu Xiaocan recognized her and cheered up, “Gray phoenix, I was just thinking of finding you!”
Gray phoenix, where’s your tongue-twister? Tian Zhen awkwardly smiled while stealthily moving away: “You’ve returned……”
A red light flashed and Lu Xiaocan was already pulling the tips of her wings: “Hey, give me some more of your blood.”
Tian Zhen wanted to cry: “Someone was injured again?”
“The Worm Silk Grass that I’m raising is almost dead. You save it.”
F***, he really is such a good child that cherishes and protects the flowers and grass! Tian Zhen didn’t say anything more as she slapped that small hand off and used her legs and wings to rush out the door.
The Devil God’s Qin Hall was like a rooftop garden. There were seven tiers and there wasn't any kind of defense set up in the surroundings. However, there still wasn’t anyone who dared to approach it. Everyone was afraid of being turned into cannon fodder by His Majesty while he was dreaming.
The Devil God’s right hand was supporting his forehead and his phoenix eyes were slightly shut as he contemplated on top of the couch.
“Whoosh——” A cool wind poured in from outside of his hall, closely followed by one Bird Woman who had thrown herself inside. She rolled on top of the floor before crawling up again: “Your Majesty! Your Majesty!”
Being disturbed, the Devil God was surprised and displeased: “Bird Woman.”
Tian Zhen threw herself forward and grabbed the hems of the black robe: “Your……Your Majesty!”
The Devil God gave an “un” and straightforwardly got up: “Daring to enter Qin Hall without permission and colliding against me, what matter has made you flustered?”
“I……I……” Tian Zhen’s snot and tears overflowed, “Little heavenly king is coming! Your Majesty, save me!”
“No matter, my son won’t harm you.”
“He wants my blood!”
“Give it to him.”
“……”
There were flowers and grass everywhere. How much blood does this old woman have to use as long term fertilizer? Tian Zhen was silent for a moment and then gazed at him aggrievedly: “But, it’s like this……Your Majesty, I like you!”
……
Facing this abrupt confession, the handsome face didn’t look the slightest bit surprised.
As expected of the experienced ancestor level great god. Only relying on language wouldn’t cause an effect. Tian Zhen had no other choice but to steel her nerves. Her trembling claws clasped that slender and beautiful hand with fear and trepidation while she shed tears: “I’ve been in love with Your Majesty since a long time ago.”
“Is fuhuang well?” A respectful voice rang out from outside the hall.
As expected, the son was afraid of the father and didn’t dare to casually rush inside. Tian Zhen gazed at that pair of long and narrow phoenix eyes with anxious hope.
The Devil God raised an eye: “My son, come in.”
Right away after coming inside, he saw the awe-inspiring fuhuang Daren sitting on top of the couch and beside his feet kneeled a certain Bird Woman who was currently intimately clasping his hand. The little heavenly king was thoroughly shocked to a halt by this and sized the two up in doubt.
The Devil God spoke first: “My son.”
The little heavenly king came back to his senses and ran forwards. He kneeled down on one knee and saluted: “Paying respects to fuhuang.”
A young, handsome father and a clever, adorable son. What a harmonious and loving scene! Tian Zhen was endlessly envious.
The Devil God made an “un” to indicate that he stand up: “Didn’t return for many days. Reason.”
Lu Xiaocan didn’t answer. He pointed at Tian Zhen and asked a question in return: “Fuhuang, who is she?”
Tian Zhen hurriedly pulled the wide, black sleeve to cover herself.
The Devil God didn’t change the topic: “I am waiting for your explanation.”
Lu Xiaocan had no alternative but to reply according to the truth: “I went to challenge Da Peng.”
The Devil God was pleased: “You once lost to him and still dare to go and challenge him first. You deserve praise for your courage!”
Tian Zhen repeatedly shook her head as she listened from behind the sleeve. Look, the son fights and the father is quite supportive of it. Just like this, a bad child is raised!
The Devil God asked: “You lost again?”
Lu Xiaocan proudly raised his small face: “I didn’t. I beat him!”
A strong wind passed and the small body flew out several meters. He tumbled to the doorway with blood flowing down from a corner of his mouth.
Too dangerous! There wasn’t even a sign of a change in attitude. Tian Zhen was frightened into rapidly casting aside the black sleeve and stealthily moving to the side.
“Your strength, is not sufficient enough to defeat him,” The Devil God strictly said, “If I were to approve of you defeating him, would it not mean that I am permitting you to use these despicable methods!”
Lu Xiaocan crawled back up and kneeled again, not daring to open his mouth.
Tian Zhen looked towards the Devil God in disbelief.
Saying you’re smart, you’re still foolish! Arch-enemies PKing, the winner in the end was the elder and you still made them emphasize on what morals? Thinking of back then, Da Peng King wasn’t the least bit lenient towards your son. Now, your son secretly ran off to challenge him and came back alive with much difficulty, yet not only aren’t you praising Buddha and rejoicing, but you actually sent such a strong strike at him?
The Devil God’s residual anger had yet to disappear. He raised a hand: “Defeat Mu Mei-ji. This is the last chance that I will give you.”
Lu Xiaocan agreed in a low voice: “I’ll leave tomorrow.”
“Your Majesty, he’s still young.” Tian Zhen became a Holy Mother once again. Your son still has injuries. You’re ordering him to go fight with the Demon King? You don’t place your son’s life and safety in your heart at all!
“Losing to Da Peng was because he didn’t diligently cultivate, the same as you,” The Devil God lowered his eyebrows to express his discontent, “Incompetent Bird Woman!”
Tian Zhen was silent.
Devil God Daren was still accomplished in literature. One adjective from his mouth at a time. Shameless Bird Woman, Ignorant Bird Woman, Incompetent Bird Woman……
……Bird Woman, you just slowly complete that fill in the blank question……
Lu Xiaocan withdrew and only two people remained within the hall. It was extremely quiet and the mood was a bit strange.
Chapter 26: The Devil God’s Face (2)
The Devil God stood up and looked at her with his hands behind his back.
Only wanting to eliminate his discontentment towards Mu Mei-ji, Tian Zhen crawled up immediately afterwards and probingly said: “Your Majesty, actually……have you thought that maybe Mu Mei-ji doesn’t dare to say those offensive words about you at all?”
“The Demon Realm’s little king has yet to look down on my courage,” The Devil God said, “It was Jiu Sicang who couldn’t beat her.”
In the end, are you stupid or smart? Tian Zhen was ignorant: “Since Your Majesty knows, why did you still dispatch the little heavenly king……”
“Although Mu Mei-ji doesn’t dare to offend me, but injuring a Devil Realm general, is not giving me face. A puny demon king dares to oppose the Devil Realm, it’s necessary to pay the price.”
So it turns out that Devil God Daren’s face wasn’t something you could regret touching. Tian Zhen teared up. If the cannon fodder comrades were to hear these words, would they regret so much that they kill themselves once more? When working, let the Devil God maintain some face by saying for instance “Devil God V5” and perhaps you won’t leave the stage this time around.
Look, whoever treats the Devil God like a fool is a fool themself.
She didn’t make a sound but the Devil God opened his mouth: “Bird Woman, what do you like about me?”
Recalling that confession just a moment ago, Tian Zhen started to sweat. However, she deeply understood that if she were to speak of the fact that she had used him right now, it would definitely make him feel that he had lost face. Making Devil God Daren lose face, the consequences were quite severe.
Tian Zhen stuttered: “I……I……”
The Devil God slightly inclined the upper part of his body and used the absolute height advantage to look down at her: “You, are deceiving me?”
“I don’t dare!” Amidst her alarm, Tian Zhen looked up towards his face and suddenly found inspiration: “I like Your Majesty’s face. Your Majesty is very beautiful!”
Long hair hung down in front of his forehead and half covered the forehead ornament glistening with golden light. An unmatched respectability. Then looking at those beautiful eyes and thin lips……both were born just right. Simultaneously carrying a dark Satan-like aura, he truly was a Devil God Daren of the beauty type.
(T/N: I swear if Nuwa doesn’t have less charac descrip I’m gonna go insane. It looks simple enough in english but the number of diff ways to say he’s hot in chinese is getting annoying and slowing me down. Its almost every single chap now……..T.T)
A beautiful and strong man has always provoked a woman’s affections. Unfortunately, this god had a huge flaw and that was that his temper was too horrible. He would frequently use military force to settle all problems. As a result, all the admirers were scared away. Just look, even the Devil Realm’s most famous ** “Undiscriminating □” Yu Yangjiao was well-behaved in his presence.
If your temper was a bit better, the six realms’ No. 1 beautiful man definitely wouldn’t be Leader Zhao Huajun. Tian Zhen was unable to take her eyes off of him. Her nose heated up and an unending stream of inspiration came out.
Actually, elder one, your benefits aren’t few. Apart from being egotistical, conceited, inflexibly wanting face, treating others rudely, and being fond of frequently making cannon fodder, his moral ideology was enough to be outstanding.
For example, teaching his son that fighting requires military ethics……
For example, teaching the Devil Realm’s people to be kind and love one another……
……
She was still indulging in her fantasies. The Devil God had already straightened his body: “Good looks, you like them?”
“……Yes.”
“Superficial Bird Woman,” The Devil God waved his sleeve, “Withdraw.”
There was another additional adjective. Tian Zhen silently walked outside in silence and would occasionally turn her head around to look.
Alright, I really am superficial. Just based on this face, if you were to pursue me, I would still consider it. It truly was beautiful to the point of drooling……
She had yet to leave the hall gates very far when her head was smashed by an unknown hard object. The pain had Tian Zhen shouting ouch. Lifting her head up to look, sure enough, Lu Xiaocan was sitting atop a tall mountain of rock and happily laughing as he took a fruit and threw it at her in amusement.
Looking at the bloodstains on the small sleeves, Tian Zhen didn’t have anymore anger and contrarily, some pity arose. Last time when they met at the Kun Peng Imperial Palace, he was already carrying injuries and had said that he had been beaten by his father. Now, it seemed like it had actually been true and he frequently took a beating.
“Little monster, you just can’t be a bit well-behaved?”
Never had anyone dared to use this kind of tone to speak to him. Lu Xiaocan actually stopped his hand. He sized her up, his big eyes filled with a doubting look: “How did you get acquainted with my fuhuang?”
Tian Zhen didn’t feel like saying too much: “Children shouldn’t meddle in adult matters.”
It was quite clear that these words were the ones that the majority of children disliked the most. Lu Xiaocan leapt down from atop the mountain of rocks and placed his small hands on his back: “Hey, knowing who I am, what’s with your attitude!”
Tian Zhen puffed out a laugh: “Oh, oh. Greetings little heavenly king. I pay my respects to little heavenly king.”
Lu Xiaocan rolled his red eyes and a bit of slyness appeared.
Really resembles a rabbit! Tian Zhen couldn’t help reaching her hand out and wiping the remaining blood on the corner of his mouth for him: “Your fuhuang’s attack was really heavy, does it hurt? My place has medicine.”
A trace of astonishment flashed past. Lu Xiaocan loathingly leaned his face away to avoid her: “You’re really sickening.”
“Look at you taking a beating,” Tian Zhen didn’t mind and gave a thumbs-up, “You were right. When you can’t defeat other people, it’s only proper to think of a method.”
Hearing a different point of view from his father’s, Lu Xiaocan happily said: “Right, Da Peng Bird is too strong. If I didn’t trick him, he would kill me. No matter how I cultivate, I can’t catch up to big brother. Fuhuang likes big brother but always scolds me.”
Heavy military force with light intelligence was really wrong. Tian Zhen seriously said: “Only cultivating is useless. Those who can use their heads are the most fearsome! Next time, it’ll be fine to just not let your fuhuang know.”
Lu Xiaocan felt apprehensive: “I’ve never deceived fuhuang before.”
Tian Zhen blanked out for a moment and then stroked that small head while heaving a sigh: “You really are a good child. Since it’s like this, just don’t fight. When you encounter strong ones, you can run away faster.”
Lu Xiaocan raised his face: “Fuhuang said that those who run away just before the battle are trash.”
Devil God Daren rigidly wanted face. He didn’t allow the usage of strategies nor running away. Do you want to order your son to throw away his life? Tian Zhen inwardly cursed while her mouth lectured: “Idiot, those words were said towards adults. You’re still small. Preserving your life is the most important thing. If by any chance you were to be harmed by Da Peng Bird, your fuhuang would grieve.”
Lu Xiaocan immediately showed a “Yeah, right” expression: “There’s no way Da Peng Bird could kill me. I already beat him until he only had a single breath left in him.”
Wicked little monster, his head is filled with schemes! Tian Zhen bitterly smiled. Da Peng King Chui Tian was truly pitiful. He’d just healed from being heavily injured by the father and yet follwing that, got heavily injured by the son. She solemnly educated the child: “For this matter, you’re in the wrong. When other people don’t take the initiative to provoke you, you shouldn’t bully them.”
Lu Xiaocan looked at her: “You’re really my mother?”
Tian Zhen restrained her feelings of inner turmoil: “That’s of course. If I wasn’t your mother, why would I save you, worry about you, and also speak up on your behalf?”
Lu Xiaocan blinked his eyes with a wronged look on his face: “Mother, fuhuang hit me and it really hurts.”
Tian Zhen vigilantly drew back: “Find medicine on your own!”
“Those medicine are all inferior goods,” Lu Xiaocan disdained. He beamingly grabbed her hand, “Mother’s blood is the most useful.” Finished speaking, he “nom-ed” a mouthful.
(T/N: think sound of cookie monster eating cookies)
It came, it came! Tian Zhen was so mad she lifted her other hand and struck down.
“There’s no way you’re my mother!” Lu Xiaocan rapidly got out of the way. He turned into red light and moved past her, leaving behind a string of resounding laughter, “You wait here. I’m going to go find a bottle.”
Fetching a bottle to draw her blood? Tian Zhen immediately ran towards the reverse direction.
“Your Majesty! Your Majesty!”
The Devil God had yet to sit down before he saw a certain Bird Woman dash inside again. He couldn’t help critically saying: “Ill-Mannered Bird Woman!”
Tian Zhen didn’t care about the additional adjective and kneeled down to make a request: “I have a very small wish. I beseech Your Majesty’s help in accomplishing it.”
“Speak.”
“I want to live together with Your Majesty.”
Never had there been anyone who had dared to make this request. The Devil God was surprised and rejected it: “I don’t like it.”
“No problem,” Tian Zhen earnestly said, “I like it!”
……
The Devil God very straightforwardly shot her down: “I, don’t like you.”
You’re the Devil Emperor, of course you wouldn’t consider a Bird Woman. In truth, I also don’t dare to really like you. Tian Zhen consoled herself but still felt hurt. Take a look, you’re offering yourself up yet the other person doesn’t even want you.
Forced by the situation, she braced herself and recited the lines from a soap opera: “Your Majesty is so dignified, so aloof and so remote. How could I, a puny phoenix, dare to unreasonably request for Your Majesty’s love? I only hope to accompany Your Majesty by your side. I would be perfectly content with just looking at Your Majesty every day and attending to Your Majesty.”
Having encountered this kind of corny confession for the first time since his birth, the Devil God knitted his brows: “Impudent Bird Woman, you are not allowed to pester me. Withdraw!”
Going outside to become a long term blood bank? It’d be better to die! Tian Zhen was greatly worried and threw herself forward to hug his leg: “I beg Your Majesty, satisfy my low and petty wish!”
Not used to being hugged by others, the Devil God was slightly angry. Subconsciously, he was about to use a Divine Body Protection Seal, but then he thought of how, although this woman’s face was strangely thick, her constitution was unusually inferior. If there had been a delay, she might’ve lost her life. Adoration originally wasn’t a big wrong and if this were spread around, there would unavoidably be doubts about him indiscriminately killing his subordinate. As a result, he personally picked her up: “Unbridled Bird Woman!”
Tian Zhen seized the chance to hug his waist and shed tears: “I won’t leave!”
“Withdraw,” The Devil God was blunt, “I, don’t want to say it a second time.”
“Leaving Your Majesty, my life would be better off dead. If Your Majesty insists on me leaving, then just……just kill me!” Tian Zhen simply shut both her eyes and grievingly said, “I’m perfectly willing to do so. I absolutely won’t blame Your Majesty!”
The Devil God was a man and possessed a man’s elegant demeanor. Of course, he couldn't do something like turning an admirer into cannon fodder.
Time passed by in silence. Tian Zhen’s heart ba-bumped, ba-bumped as it skipped and her two legs trembled. A strand of long hair brushed against her face. Cool and slippery, separated by the wide, black robe, she could feel the hardness of the chest in front of her……
Finally——
“I permit you.”
She gambled right! Tian Zhen opened her eyes in exultation and let go of him: “Long long live Your Majesty!”
(T/N: normally its long live but she added an add. charac for long in there)
“Honey-tongued Bird Woman!”
……
Midnight, the thousands of miles of rocky mountain were heavily layered in cold air. Qin Palace was located on high terrain and the sky winds naturally poured in from outside. It was surprisingly incomparably cold.
The Devil God sat atop the couch alone with his upper body slanted and his left hand was supporting his forehead. The ink-like long hair hung down in front of his forehead and drifted around after being blown by the wind. His long eyelashes drooped down and his beautiful pupils were slightly shut. He was just like a model of The Thinker statue.
A blue devil light was emitted from his body and reflected within the main hall. His hazy beauty had the aura of a Western legend to it.
Still so stylish while sleeping, you’re the first! Tian Zhen was envious and at the same time, she suddenly realized something——no wonder Qin Hall didn’t have any other lighting equipment. So it turns out that Devil God Daren’s body itself possessed a lighting function.
Another burst of sky wind blew in. Tian Zhen repeatedly sneezed as she hugged her shoulders and shivered.
The new leader clearly didn’t understand how to live it up. This place was said to be a Qin Hall but it unexpectedly didn’t even have something to defend against the cold with. Tomorrow, she had to go and make a quilt……
“Bird Woman, you are disturbing me.” Unknowingly, those phoenix eyes had already opened.
Tian Zhen promptly apologized: “I’m sorry, Your……achoo!”
“Inferior commonplace god with a weak constitution,” The Devil God straightened his body, “Come over here.”
With the great deity ordering her, how could Tian Zhen dare to disobey? She rapidly rushed to stand in front of him: “What command does Your Majesty have?”
The Devil God lifted a hand.
“Your……Your Majesty……” Tian Zhen stuttered. Her heart was filled with shock. I admit that you have an elegant demeanor, but I’m still not fearless enough to dare to sleep in elder one’s embrace!
The Devil God was impatient and white light flashed at his fingertips.
The person in front of her rapidly enlarging, Tian Zhen was baffled. She lowered her head and saw a familiar pair of claws.
She’d turned back into a bird again!
The Devil God sent her high in the air and brought her into his hand. He put her within his sleeve and then continued to model The Thinker.
